Jokes

David Huang

What is an astronaut’s second meal?

L(a)unchtime!

What does flying make cows not be?

Ground Beef!

Where do wolves get their sense of smell?

Nobody nose!

What is a dentist’s worst stand?

Plaque!

Do you want to hear a pizza joke?

Sorry, its too cheesy!

What is the leafiest president?

George W. Bush!

What’s the cartoon character with the most insects?

Bugs Bunny!

What did the atom say about its skills?

“I’m a pro(ton) at a (pro)ton of things!”