The Unicorn Express

The Unicorn Express

September 6, 1976               

 

It was today when I realized that it was only going downhill, literally. The Unicorn Express had run out of fuel. If you didn’t know, The Unicorn Express runs on unicorns. But then I saw it. A hole in the ground that seemed like it never ended.“AHHHHHHHH!”, I screamed as I fell in the hole, along with the unicorns. But then I caught a glimpse of a shadow in the corner of my eye. Then I saw it again, and again, and again. I kept falling for what seemed for hours. But then, P00F! I had hit the ground and passed out. When I woke up I was in some sort of chamber. I looked around and saw the unicorns. We were all in separate cells. I knew I had  to do something. I was thinking of an escape plan when I was rudely interrupted by a mythical, mysterious creature. It was a dragon! It snarled in my face ,“What do you and your pathetic friends think you are doing in my dark cave? I was having a board meeting whether or not we should burn the thief to death for his sins of taking our diamonds.They do say a diamond for a diamond after all!” I was distraught at how rude, monstrous and greedy this creature was. I said politely, “Dragon, I do not want to interfere or cause any trouble. The Unicorn Express just ran out of fuel and we somehow crashed into your kingdom. The dragon snorted,“I will not fall for that excuse! How gullible do you think I am?!” The dragon rudely turned his back on me and trotted away.

 

September 8, 1976
I have spent the past two days making an escape plan. The unicorns grow impatient and have been starting to give me really dirty looks. I have been hoping for The dragon to release us. This morning the dragon said to me, “Let’s go. Your time here is up.” He gave me fifteen minutes to spend my last moments until I “left.” I am furiously writing this down and am praying for a miracle to save me. Just now I saw a unicorn out of it’s cell. Its releasing all of the unicorns. It said, “You got us into this mess, I am not getting you out.” I tried to argue, but it didn’t make a difference. The dragon then came and the unicorns quickly flew out. The dragon took me and put me in a decapitator. He released the blade…